wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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  • years from now: grandma what's wrong
  • me: ...
  • me: mamura daiki deserves to be happy
  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)

Flipping Your Hair

snsdhyo:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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